Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
Random Quote:
“Your club is not a club dedicated to volunteer work. You’re supposed to be playing rugby.”
- Principal Tsuboi, Episode 7: The Warcry of Excessiveness
1. The Man from the South
It’s a typical day at the Jindai Tokyo High School, when Sousuke suspects an assassination attempt and blows up the school’s lockers. The assassination attempt is in the form of a…love letter?
2. A Hostage with No Compromise
After some of her boys got humiliated by Sousuke in the previous episode, gang leader Mari Akutsu plans her revenge by taking Kaname hostage. Sousuke vows to use a “peaceful” solution to resolve the situation.
3. Hostility Passing By
After Sousuke trashed the lunch bread stand with his usual behavior, the student council appoints Kaname and Sousuke to operate the bread stand to recover the costs. Mr. Kogure, the P.E. and Health teacher, is so annoyed by Sousuke, that he plans on sabotaging the sale. But because it’s Sousuke, those plans aren’t going to turn out the way he wanted.
4. Lunchtime of Futility
t’s a mad race against time when Sousuke forgets Kaname’s homework notebook back home, and the two attempt to recover it within the lunch hour. They have one of their wildest days in their life involving all sorts of transportation.
5. Summer Illusion of Steel
Kaname’s day at the beach has not been going well at all, especially when Sousuke delivers his usual ignorant and inconsiderate remarks and shenanigans. As she retreats from the beach scene, Kaname is invited to a mansion of a wealthy boy, Hyuga Masatami. Sousuke in the meantime, thinks Kaname’s been kidnapped and executes a rescue operation. Hyuga is not without protection as he summons some bodyguards to give Sousuke a challenge.
6. Artistic Hamburger Hill
The school goes on a field trip for the art class. Kaname’s class appoints Sousuke to be the model, but when Sousuke interprets being “one with nature” as going into hiding, the class will have a difficult time finding him, especially when he’s laid traps. Will Kaname’s class be able to find him in time, or risk a failing grade and their lives? It’ll take an inspirational charge up a hill to find out.
7. Stake Out Wholeheartedly
Kaname wants some time apart from Sousuke, and goes on a date with Senior Fuwa. Kyoko and Sousuke tail them as they visit the amusement park. When some Yakuza gangsters harass the couple, Sousuke resorts to a special stealthy way to save Kaname. Find out why the series is called Fumoffu!
8. Fetish of Tout
A warning about a molester wearing a pony costume worries the students. When Kyoko becomes the latest victim, Kaname has a different idea: let the authorities handle it, which is a great idea except that it involves detective Yoko Wakana, who’s just as intentional on finding Sousuke as much as the Pony-man. With Kaname as bait, it’s a fiery showdown at the park with Yoko, Pony-man, Sousuke in his newly upgraded disguise, and Kaname. Will anyone come out safely?
9. The Patient of Darkness
When Sousuke does not get rattled at all by Kaname’s ghost stories, Kaname and Mizuki take Sousuke to an abandoned hospital that’s supposedly haunted. That’s enough to scare Kyoko, and even Mizuki, who swears she saw someone at the window, but is it enough to scare Sousuke?
10. Pure and Impure Grappler
Kaname and Sousuke get a special assignment to evict the Karate Club from their old clubhouse, but in order to do that, Sousuke makes a special contract challenge putting Kaname’s livelihood on the line! Sousuke must defeat the Karate guys but violates the code of ethics by using weapons, so without that advantage, how will Sousuke succeed?
11. Trespass with Good Intentions
Issei’s challenge letter gets blown up by Sousuke, leaving him no choice but to take it to the student council. President Hayashimizu comes up with an ingenious solution. The fate of the Karate Club and Kaname is now in the hands of school janitor Zenji Ohnuki, who was wrongfully hurt in one of their fights. As Sousuke and Issei compete for Ohnuki-san’s approval, they attempt a cooperative effort with an unexpected and very dangerous result!
12. Overdone Warcry
Atsu assigns Sousuke and Kaname to bring life back into the school’s rugby team, which has gone so pacifist and delicate they haven’t won a game in ten years! In order to keep their club, the team must defeat their local foes from the Garasuyama High School. With Kaname doing the management, and with Sousuke bringing his boot camp experience, the rugby team is about to take a serious turn.
13. The Goddess’s Visit to Japan (The Ordeal Chapter)
Sousuke gets a visit from Captain Teletha Testarossa! She is taking her R&R break by experiencing student life at Sousuke’s school! Not only that, she gets to share Sousuke’s apartment! Kaname can’t help herself and is jealous. That’s not the only problem Sousuke has. He hasn’t slept for days.
14. The Goddess’s Visit to Japan (The Onsen Chapter)
The second half of Tessa’s student life includes a trip to the hot springs! With FMP regulars Kurtz Weber and Melissa Mao hosting the event, it’s a chance for everyone to relax. But as Kurz implies, hot springs means there may be some of THAT, which he is determined to get. This excites all the guys except Sousuke who just wants to have a normal vacation.
15. A Fancy without Honor or Humanity
After losing a street fight, a yakuza gang member is helped by Ren, which surprises Kaname and Sousuke. The gang member, Shibata, is part of the Mikihara gang, which is run by Ren’s father. Shibata wants to hire Kaname’s mysterious friend, the mighty Bonta-kun to train them to stand up against the rival Ryujinkai gang.
16. Uncontrollable Bluebird
The school holds a flirting contest where whoever gets the most members of the opposite sex to come to the park at a certain time will be declared the winner and have a clubroom. Sousuke volunteers to help the photo club out, but without even knowing what flirting is, his approaches to capturing a girl are all but conventional.
17. 5th Period Hot Spot
When one of the students unintentionally opens Sousuke’s water bottle, the entire class is infected by the bacteriological contents inside. As Kaname and everyone confront their impending mortality, they think about their final chances at love, or vengeance on Sousuke, but wait, there’s a vaccine, with only one dose? Who will survive?
Taken directly from TV.com for your convenience.
